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牛顿给自己画了一米边长的正方形,硬说自己是帕斯卡,气得爱因斯坦直喊无赖!物理学笑话你能看懂几个?

文汇网 Year: 2019 Month: 09 Day: 13 - 02:16 pm

1科学的笑话可不少,物理笑话尤其多,看看这些物理笑话你懂几个?丈夫买了几斤廉价藕,满以为可对妻子炫耀了。不料妻子破口大骂:笨蛋!为何不买别的菜,这藕一斤少说也有半斤窟窿啊!还说便宜?2第一次坐飞机的两位老妇人在飞机起飞前找到机长,很恳切地说:“请让飞机的速度慢些,不要超过音速,因为飞行过程中我们还要交谈。”3医生问骨折的人怎么受伤的,他说:我觉得鞋里有石....

牛顿给自己画了一米边长的正方形,硬说自己是帕斯卡,气得爱因斯坦直喊无赖!物理学笑话你能看懂几个?

文汇网 Year: 2019 Month: 09 Day: 13 - 02:16 pm

1科学的笑话可不少,物理笑话尤其多,看看这些物理笑话你懂几个?丈夫买了几斤廉价藕,满以为可对妻子炫耀了。不料妻子破口大骂:笨蛋!为何不买别的菜,这藕一斤少说也有半斤窟窿啊!还说便宜?2第一次坐飞机的两位老妇人在飞机起飞前找到机长,很恳切地说:“请让飞机的速度慢些,不要超过音速,因为飞行过程中我们还要交谈。”3医生问骨折的人怎么受伤的,他说:我觉得鞋里有石....

狗狗奇葩睡姿大赏:看一次笑一次

中国日报网 Year: 2019 Month: 09 Day: 05 - 08:55 am

说到奇葩两个字,怎么可能少得了汪星人呢。看下面这些汪星人的睡姿,你想学都学不来,这些狗狗们睡觉也太放飞自我了!                  (来源:Boredpanda  编辑:丹妮)....

狗狗奇葩睡姿大赏:看一次笑一次

中国日报网 Year: 2019 Month: 09 Day: 05 - 08:55 am

说到奇葩两个字,怎么可能少得了汪星人呢。看下面这些汪星人的睡姿,你想学都学不来,这些狗狗们睡觉也太放飞自我了!                  (来源:Boredpanda  编辑:丹妮)....

史上最爆笑父母拍照翻车现场……这才是爸妈眼中最真实的你哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

文汇网 Year: 2019 Month: 08 Day: 20 - 04:47 pm

讲一个鬼故事——还有不到两个星期……就开!学!啦!知道你的假期马上结束了,于是不少同学的爸妈,都趁着还有点时间,一把提溜着孩子(和暑假作业),准备出门最后享受一波。但是……咱本以为是这是一场放松身心的旅行,万万没想到,最后居然成了大型“灾难片”,因为和爸妈出门真的太太太太太难了!俗话说得好:同一个世界同一对父母,其实每次只要和爸妈出门,也难免会留下些....

能不能好好送个快递

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 22 - 11:24 am

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能不能好好送个快递

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 22 - 11:24 am

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带乌龟出去散散步吧

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 04 - 05:00 pm

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带乌龟出去散散步吧

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 04 - 05:00 pm

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因为我俩凑到一起是一块啊

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 04 - 05:00 pm

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只能说明你没品位

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 01 - 09:06 am

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只能说明你没品位

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 03 Day: 01 - 09:06 am

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怎么,你女朋友叫馍么

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 28 - 03:56 pm

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怎么,你女朋友叫馍么

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 28 - 03:56 pm

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才五毛钱,划算吧!

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 28 - 03:47 pm

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才五毛钱,划算吧!

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 28 - 03:47 pm

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以为顺便走走不用钱吗

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 27 - 11:23 am

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不好意思,你打错了

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 27 - 11:23 am

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不好意思,你打错了

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 27 - 11:23 am

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不好意思,你打错了

光明网 Year: 2019 Month: 02 Day: 27 - 11:23 am

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